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casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:57:56 -0700

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:55:07 -0700

I’m going to throw myself a Xanax induced victory party. Yaaaaay.

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:32:13 -0700

I’m going to throw myself a Xanax induced victory party. Yaaaaay.

Hello There!: The Puppy Friend

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:30:16 -0700

Hello There!: The Puppy Friend:

kinggladioulusxxv:

why am I always the puppy…..

You know. The Puppy. That one friend that is known as ” [Insert name here]’s friend” because they follow that person everywhere, because she has nowhere else to go….and when the puppy separates itself from that one friend they just wander around looking like a…

People just don’t get it.

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:17:50 -0700

People just don’t get it.

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:22:35 -0700

This is about my some day daughter already stained with...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:22:06 -0700

This is about my some day daughter already stained with insecurity, asking me “Mom, will I be pretty”. And I’ll wipe that question from her mouth like cheap lipstick and say:

fuckyeah1990s: THE VOICE OF PIKACHU.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:16:57 -0700

fuckyeah1990s:

THE VOICE OF PIKACHU.

the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: i wrote you a...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 01:02:55 -0700

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

i wrote you a song

you’re next

holymaurymotherofgod: amazing race Totally watched this with...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 01:01:10 -0700

holymaurymotherofgod:

amazing race

Totally watched this with my client today omg.

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:58:11 -0700

lolzpicx: We are swimming in our own poop!

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:57:15 -0700

lolzpicx:

We are swimming in our own poop!

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:56:49 -0700

prancing-pies: So my prom was masquerade themed It was Justin’s...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:54:07 -0700

prancing-pies:

So my prom was masquerade themed

It was Justin’s idea.

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:52:36 -0700

chazzthejazz: Parenting: Level Un-Fucking-Believable.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:51:51 -0700

chazzthejazz:

Parenting: Level Un-Fucking-Believable.

dollylonlon: fefeferi: sworddog: wait???????? wait what the...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:48:40 -0700

dollylonlon:

fefeferi:

sworddog:

wait????????

wait what the heck????????????????

???????????????????

those are LEGS???????????????????

im sorry, i couldnt resist

neither could I

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:47:31 -0700

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:46:33 -0700

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:45:21 -0700

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her passion. Lilo was passionate about everything she ever did. She was passionate about Elvis, about feeding the ocean fish sandwiches, about making friends, about taming Stitch, and about Hula. Look at her smile. She is the only one who seems to be truly enjoying what she’s doing. It adds life. Passion is life. It’s vitality. It’s amazing. Be a Lilo.